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Bat Humor

• Do you know Why don't bats live alone?
• In his own special way, Dave Barry says The lies about this mammal just drive me batty
• This is a classic bat joke
• One night three vampires entered a bar. When the bartender asked them what they would like to drink, the first vamipire said he wanted a pint of blood, the second vampire said that he too would have a pint of blood, and the last vampire said he'd have a pint of plasma. The bartender took a step back and said, "Let me see if I got this right. That's two bloods and a blood-lite?"
• Here's a good Bat Joke
• I picked this one up off the BatLine :
  Two bats are hanging from the roof of a cave, watching the approach of two humans, one bat says to the other "How come their blood doesn't rush to their feet ?"
• Here's a lame Bat Joke : A bat is hanging upside down in a cave when he sees another bat standing on the floor of the cave. "Hey ! What's that you're doing down there ?" says the first bat . "Yoga !" replies the second.
• Ever wonder what would happen if the US customs used Fruit Bats ? Well Dr. Fun has.
• Here's a vampire Bat Joke:

  Two vampire bats are sitting in cave: The first bat says "I'm dying for some blood, I'm going out to get some". So off he flies out of the cave. About 15 minutes later he comes back with loads of blood dripping from his mouth. The other bat starts drooling and asks "Where'd you get the blood ?". The first bat says "Come with me and I'll show you". So off they fly out of the cave. After a few minutes they are flying over a large cemetery, when the first bat says "See that great oak tree over there? I didn't!"



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